That just really burns my biscuits

Sadly, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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xamikachux:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

codarus:

> install body mod because the default shoulders

> wait somethings not right here

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kneeples

KNEEPLES

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vanilla-tvist:

rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

sesshoumaru…

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shubbabang:

zamii070:

shelby omg im late butt hbd

PAIGE OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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tattooedjehan:

*slams fist down on table* I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE NICE HOME LIVES IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK

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domicrossing:

second commission slot for mildork.

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nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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claphne:

who is she

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tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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pokescans:

Postcard.

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falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

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