That just really burns my biscuits

Sadly, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Who I Follow

triumphoftheking:

smash bros 5 looks awesome

(via shsl-despair-girl)

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(via thebloodyvelvetbunny)

dexter-spikes:

to be the very best

dexter-spikes:

to be the very best

(via arrows-flash)

julieidk:

if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough

(via little-cherie)

bestpal:

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

oh he gettin it

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phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via danisnotonfire)

lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

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sixpenceee:

Neon blue lava pours from Indonesia’s Kawah Ijen Volcano. The reason it’s blue is because the mountain contains large amounts of pure sulfur, which emits an icy violet colors as it turns. It turns the rocky slopes into a hot, toxic environment. (Article) 

(via ships-of-fiction)

spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

(via auggiehoo)

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

image

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

(via empyrealchild)