That just really burns my biscuits

Sadly, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Who I Follow

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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musica-mundana:

sit-back-relax-relapse:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

That’s a shark

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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

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wessasaurus-rex:

breakfasttelevision:

My school library gets it

DONE

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coffinskull:

earthshine-lotusfairy:

forest-kitten:

Mushroom pens with stands on Strapya! (click through for link)

Neeeed

I want one SO BADLY OMG

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