That just really burns my biscuits

Sadly, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Who I Follow

rystsantos:

#mashalllee #marceline #adventuretime :)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: squid people from Fallen London

(via mage0fv0id)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via presidentbillclinton)

ryukokiryuuin:

WHERE’S MY MONEY

(via praisemadoka)

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

(via save-file)

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

image

image

(via save-file)

gothimu:

son we need to talk *sits you down* so…… i just finished this anime and holy shit

(via save-file)

We’ve been here forever
And here’s the frozen proof
I could scream forever
We are the poisoned youth

ostolero:

nyehs:

way to go you god damn idiot egg

ostolero:

nyehs:

way to go you god damn idiot egg

(via greyscalewonderland)

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

(via spookytirza)

icertainlymygoldfish:

Luna gets me.

icertainlymygoldfish:

Luna gets me.

(via brit-crossing)

slytherinsnow:

ppgfreak85:

One of the BEST ad campaigns about representation I have seen.

Everyone has a backbone. Use yours.

idc what your side of feminism or lgbt agenda is, this is what everyone should agree with.

(via spookytirza)

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

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dorkinthefreakkingdom:

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

May you endure with comfort

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